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Monday, October 27, 2008

Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses For Spending $150,000 On Clothes
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"Need to look good for the Russians who can see me in Alaska"
"The old man spends more on Polident"
"Auditioning to be Paris Hilton's BFF"
"Wanted to impress the American voters in the evening gown competition"
"Maverick, Joe the plumber, maverick, maverick, William Ayers, you betcha!"
"I fell for the liberal retailers' 'gotcha sales tactics'"
"Because the dollar is so weak, it's really like I only spent $50,000"
"Hmm...excuses? I'll find some and I'll get right back to ya!"
"In addition to every newspaper and magazine, I also read every catalog"
"The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 suits"
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"Relax, I dealt with it by firing the entire Wasilla police force"

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"Oh like you've never dropped a hundred G's in Neiman Marcus"

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"Buying sensible, reasonably priced clothes didn't seem very mavericky"

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"I'll pass a law against such outrageous spending once I'm in charge of the Senate"

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"Come on, it's not like we're going through a recession or anything"

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