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Monday, August 04, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard at Barack Obama's Birthday Party
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"Where is Britney?"
"Hillary, get me another drink"
"Brett Favre hasn't decided if he's coming or not"
"John McCain has demanded we start drilling for oil in the punch bowl"
"Is Senator Craig still in the men's room?"
"Where's Paris?"
"This is the Barackiest birthday party I've ever been to"
No number 3 - writer watching swimming doggies
"Mr. Gore, please put your shirt on"
"Spitzer's here and he brought whores!"
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"Senator Obama would like to welcome friends, colleagues and members of the media who want to kiss his ass"

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"It's time to pin the tail on Chris Dodd's enormous head"

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"Hey, who invited Brody Jenner?"

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