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Friday, October 27, 1995
Top Ten Gerard Finneran Excuses
Misread brochure about advantages of first class
Confused when steward asked for headset deposit
Went nuts after learning they were out of chicken almondine
Though he heard somebody yell, "We're going to
crash!" and that was just something he always wanted to
do before he died
Hoping to impress aloof blonde English woman in 2-D
Had already used airphone to call everyone he knew
You try drinking for 14 hours and see if you can tell the
difference between a food cart and a bathroom
All part of an elaborate plan to intimidate the real killers
His ass wouldn't fit in the overhead compartment
Oh, like you've never done it
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
